I had a Turkish friend come by this past weekend. A really nice guy, hot as a motherfucker!, we got the chance to have a couple of beers together and hit some bars in old Chueca town. In between beers and words, our eyes wondered around the men that were in the places and, of course, the topic of the conversation became sex!
He was telling me all about his boyfriend and I was telling him all about mine but then we got into the pre-bf raunchy stories! How he did a taxi driver (no charge!), how I did a guy in a park, how we both had profiles on the internet and how he didn’t understand why top guys responded to his profile if he himself was a top. I was like “Waaaait! Rewind.”
Why wouldn’t a top hit a top? I remember some wild experiences with top guys. You don’t poke it but you can stroke it! And lick it. And suck it. And… (oh, well!) - when he told me that he didn’t suck dick. In his entire gay life, he only sucked two poor penises! Once each! The words just bursted out of my mouth “Aren’t you a lousy boyfriend!!” I mean, true – when you have sex with someone you expect the old in out but give me some starters please!!! You have an entire feast there, might as well enjoy the whole menu. A nibble here, a nibble there, a… (getting carried away again).
Gay or bi, man or woman (and even lesbians, poor things!) should have some cock in their menu! It’s just plain good! Am I right, ladies? Am I right, ladies (for the real ones, this time)?
It pains me to do it (cause he’s really hot!) but I hereby HAVE to pronounce him, officially… straight!
