I was having a calm cigarette break outside my office today, in one of the busiest gay streets of Madrid (it had to be there!!) when this tranny passes me by.
A few steps down, she stops in her tracks and walks back towards me. She puts on her most beautiful smile and asks me for a light. "Sure", I said. While I was taking my lighter from my pocket, the tranny opens her handbag to dig for her cigarettes and, in the search, takes out a tampon!
"Ok... now that is commitment!", I thought.
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Well, if she was looking to cause an impression... she did!
I was wondering if you were dead!
There is still that possiblity... not out of the cold cold woods yet.
You've just a runny nose! You just want people to cuddle you!
why all gay men get so affected by tampons? it is not competition so why make such a fuzz?!!!
I am so sick (cold)... so I can be a bitch, ok?
Ok. Can we cuddle now?
Ok... is it just me or you guys are crazy?! Its a bloody tranny with a tampon!! Why would a tranny need a tampon? To dab lipglass?!
May I drop some serious Japanese sexual deviating science here? (Well, I know I have the attention of at least one of you! ^_^)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futanari
Don't forget to check the link at the bottom of the page for some ...errr... remarkable artwork?
Now, how's up for some pucking pancakes?
Pucking Pancakes? Fucking Fancakes?
Oh, I lol'ed there... seriously, I did.
Oh, dear... you should stay clear of the Vick's Vapour Rub! It's getting to you!
It's the interwebz, babe! They're making me do things!
What is the interwebz, darling?
I got the futanari thing so enlight me on this one.
By the way, not to keen on the all surf n' turf sex thing. I'm either meat or fish but never the twain should meet.
Up for skewers, anyone?
The internet explained -> http://tinyurl.com/bw9shr
And of course the two meet! They even ask random people to lit tampons like they were ciggies!
Who the fuck are you calling random, bitch?!
I love randomness, mind you, so that was actually a compliment.
Oh, my dear! You do know the way to a boys heart!
Love to love you, babes!!
No boys for me, thank you. I want MEEEEN! (writing in caps make everything so much more believable). Anyhoo... Remind me to tell about my last date next time we meet.
Date? Now was that with a real person or with someone that passed by you in the mirror?
And what's that story about MEEEEEN? I thought you were doing a sabathical (celibathical)!!
And I'm getting jealous, btw!
OH MY GOD!!! I'm cheating on... myself!
Slut!!!
Flattery will take you everywhere... ^_^
Everywhere? Everywhere, everywhere?!?! :D
Well, not THERE! I'm on a celibathical after all.
Oh, sir! You say that to everyone!!
Ohhhhh I love trannys.... always so happy.... If I didn´t have so many hair on my legs I would def be one.....an on my chest..... and face.... ok we can always wish for, there´s nothign wrong with that!
And pardon me the intrusion ...
:)
Dear Carlos
Oh intrude, please intrude!!
Kisses
Dearest P.A.
You're my new sunday morning. :P
Huggles,
D
What exactly do you mean, dear Graven?
Huggles back
"That's why Im easy. I'm easy like sunday morning. Because I'm easy"
Oh my... I AM a bit aggressive online. Can't seem to help myself. :-\
Are you calling me easy? Are you disrespecting my family? Are you calling me dad a wino? Are you calling me mum a pykie? I ain't bovered!
QUICK!
1:Go to http://tinyurl.com/bc9za6
2:Listen to "love attack vocal version"
3:Getta ya gruve on!!!1
randomness <3
Not bad. It could have a little bit more punch to it, since the lyrics are crap
Overall, I like it!!
Babe, it's disco, don't expect deep lyrics (Now, I know what you're going to say: ABBA! But truth be told, they are an honourable exception) and Italo-Disco at that, so not much of a punch and more of spacey beats.
On the other hand, the man's remix for Siman Mobile Disco's Hustler... it doesn't pack a punch. It's more of a sledgehammer to the face! Full blown beat galore plus seedy & raunchy lyrics, Soft Cell style. Check it out on the same page.
Oi!!! Don't talk to me like that in my house!! Save that pop sinth electro trash jargon to your own pad! In here we talk plain and straight (well, not that straight!) so everybody understands!
And what's that it's-disco-don't-expect-deep-lyrics thing? May I remind you "Last night the DJ saved my life"? "I am what I am"? "Enough is enough"? "I will survive"? "Itchi Kitchi Yah Yah Yah Yah"? "Itchi Kitchi Yah Yah Yeeh"?
And who said anything about Abba?
And I did listen to all of the songs there and yes, over all I like it. Specially the last one.
*Graven shuts up and eats a slice of pizza*
Anyhoo
All them music references that you dropped there, they are a bit... queer. (the victorian and original version of the word queer, mind you)
Are you an anal astronaut, ass pirate, bone smugler, confirmed bachelor, doughnut-puncher, friend of Dorothy, fudgepacker, knobshiner, nice young man who sells antiques, ring pirate, Rectum Ranger, shirt-flap-lifter, Turkey Slapper, knobjockie sodomite? o_O
Who, dear? Me, dear? Queer, dear? No, dear!! Just because one likes a bit of swing, does it make him a poofster? Just because one likes a bit of glitter now and then, does it make him of the anal persuasion? How very dare you!!!
http://tinyurl.com/4flejn
ROTFL!!!!!
Coward!!
Oye! Don't speak to my friend in your own blog like that!
What friend?!
Mushroomdlx!
How do you know?! And whom ever it was... a coward!
Miss you so much...
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