Thursday, 30 October 2008

Desperate Housewife



I have just realised that the time it takes to unfrost a chicken is the time it takes to savour a nice cock!

12 comments:

Provocação 'aka' Menina Ção said...

Lol! Was the chicken unfrosted in the microwave or just went defrosting normally? Because that makes all the difference...

P.A. said...

Microwave. Can you imagine if it was normally?! I would be pregnant by now!!

Graven said...

Blowjobs usually end in a splash, not a ding. Unless you're into cyborgs now, which makes me soooo proud of you, fellow homotron!

P.A. said...

Sweetness... haven't you red my last sms to you? No dings, baby. He pulled out! So what else is new?
Thank God your love is always standing next to me!

Fallen said...

Kakakakakakakaka!! As coisas que se te alembram! :)

P.S.-prepara a banda e o tapete vermelho, daqui a umas horas já estou em Madrid!!! Beijoooo

Graven said...

I know hun', I read your text; however, was it the last cock on the earth? Heavens forbid, there be cocks aplenty for years and years to cum, I mean come... There is more cock out there than you can shake your metaphorical stick at!

P.A. said...

Cock-a-doodle-dooo!!!!

Provocação 'aka' Menina Ção said...

P.A. não falhei, apenas me atrasei, beijo.

CHOI said...

just eat it frozen...harder, fresher and always ready

P.A. said...

hmmmm, pedro!!! you know it!!! woof!

Graven said...

ZOMG! Did you just... woof? -10 princess points for you.(with millions to go) ^_^

P.A. said...

Graven, I woof a lot! Waiting to be woof at!